Posted 9 hours ago
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source: oomshi

oomshi:

britney spears a fish to feed her family 

Posted 9 hours ago
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via: wtftimmy
source: pizza

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

ME LOL

Posted 9 hours ago
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via: 5ycul
source: indoxyl

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

Me in spanish today

Me in spanish today

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

Posted 9 hours ago
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source: dorfs

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

jasontheexploder:


it was like a new knowledge of reality

jasontheexploder:

it was like a new knowledge of reality

Posted 10 hours ago
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source: romulusthread

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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